I'm starting to feel like my life may never slow down enough for me to start posting again. So I'm just going to start posting again anyway. It's not like I don't take a computer break every thirty minutes while I'm in the library anyhow. Usually I just end up staring at Drudgereport headlines I've seen at least thirty times already.

I have a new enemy. She's a short, blond, pixie-ish Orange County girl who's getting an A-/B+ in organic chemistry (and is arrogant enough to make sure we all know that that's, like, a totally awful grade for her. She describes her performance as "sucky."). In her molecular biology lab (which I'm not in, but in which I have a spy) she said "I just want to, like, find the cure for AIDS and then not tell anyone what it is until they, like, give me a trillion dollars."

Because, you know, people who have AIDS are usually REALLY WEALTHY.

There's nothing to stop this girl from becoming a physician, I fear. It may be up to me to destroy her.