slamming around from blog to blog to blog, i tripped across this.
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last night as i was driving home i found myself behind a ford escort station wagon with the following bumper stickers:
1. "loving my family is the best home improvement"
2. "mommies rock"
3. "i love my cub scout"
4. "bush/cheney"
it's so depressing to me that #4 wasn't more of a shocker. why can't you love your cub scout and also support a less ideological foreign policy? i pulled up next to her at a stoplight, and i swear to god that the woman behind the wheel was a lesbian. and i really don't think she knows it yet. honestly, she looked like my high school tennis coach. the repressed rage she must feel from years of having to touch a penis most likely explains why she would vote for such assholes. that's the only way i can feel any compassion for this person. if she's not a lesbian, may her cub scout be drafted and sent to iraq.
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d___ is going to missouri with me next month. i'm taking my sweet, adorable south african boyfriend deep into a red state. my grandparents' farm is an oasis, though. i love it there. hopefully he'll love it, too.