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Madeline lost her ability to procreate today. Drew said something about how we're depriving her of the opportunity to fulfill her destiny. I pointed out that we're not fulfilling our biological destinies either, in the strict vagina-inseminating way. So now we're a little band of biological deviants.

Isn't this just the saddest pup ever?














Clearly the drugs haven't worn off yet.














Lookin' rough, girl.

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posted Wednesday, November 22, 2006

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