Fucked Over by Asymmetric Carbon
Leanjoe: "Why isn't this carbon asymmetric?"
Study Buddy #1: "It is."
Study Buddy #2: "No, it's attached to two other carbons."
Study Buddies #1 and #3: "But that doesn't matter, because [I put my finger in my ears so as not to allow a useless debate to infect my already-fragile brain.]"
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Leanjoe: "Why isn't this carbon asymmetric?"
Leanjoe's T.A.: "To be honest, I was doing work for a different class when he talked about that in lecture. But I think it's because [I tuned her out for the previously-stated reason.]"
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Biology Test Today (a question worth six points): "Is this carbon asymmetric?"
Leanjoe: "Yes. No. Uhm... no, yes. Yes, it is."
Maybe I should have gone to the professor's office hours.
If I didn't get at least a B+, my life is going to get much more difficult. I don't see how I can study much more than I'm studying now. Drew kept trying to calm me down last night. Then I told him "If I don't have a stellar GPA at USC, I'm gonna end up going to med school in Indiana. Do you want to live in Indiana?"
Oh well. Surely the campus can't be as ugly as their website.
Study Buddy #1: "It is."
Study Buddy #2: "No, it's attached to two other carbons."
Study Buddies #1 and #3: "But that doesn't matter, because [I put my finger in my ears so as not to allow a useless debate to infect my already-fragile brain.]"
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Leanjoe: "Why isn't this carbon asymmetric?"
Leanjoe's T.A.: "To be honest, I was doing work for a different class when he talked about that in lecture. But I think it's because [I tuned her out for the previously-stated reason.]"
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Biology Test Today (a question worth six points): "Is this carbon asymmetric?"
Leanjoe: "Yes. No. Uhm... no, yes. Yes, it is."
Maybe I should have gone to the professor's office hours.
If I didn't get at least a B+, my life is going to get much more difficult. I don't see how I can study much more than I'm studying now. Drew kept trying to calm me down last night. Then I told him "If I don't have a stellar GPA at USC, I'm gonna end up going to med school in Indiana. Do you want to live in Indiana?"
Oh well. Surely the campus can't be as ugly as their website.
Labels: Drew, Medical School, Postbacc Program
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