My Boyfriend Has Less Kids Than Yours
I ran into Katie Wannabe on Friday. (In case you've forgotten, she's the MUSIC MAJOR who's fucking up the curve by acing my BIOLOGY CLASS.) She was driving a big white Mercedes-Benz. It looked like this. Why would a 19 year-old need that car? Why? Just to make me dislike her more?
But then she said "My boyfriend and I are going down to San Diego this weekend to visit his daughter." Whoa. Okay.
Biology -- LeanJoe (B-), Katie Wannabe (A)
Bank Balance -- LeanJoe (Citibank Student Loan's money), Katie Wannabe (parents' money)
Possible number of stepchildren -- LeanJoe (zero), Katie Wannabe (at least one)
Now if she'd just get a C+ on this next test, I could stop wishing bad things for her and start pretending to be her friend.
But then she said "My boyfriend and I are going down to San Diego this weekend to visit his daughter." Whoa. Okay.
Biology -- LeanJoe (B-), Katie Wannabe (A)
Bank Balance -- LeanJoe (Citibank Student Loan's money), Katie Wannabe (parents' money)
Possible number of stepchildren -- LeanJoe (zero), Katie Wannabe (at least one)
Now if she'd just get a C+ on this next test, I could stop wishing bad things for her and start pretending to be her friend.
Labels: Katie, Postbacc Program
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