Fuck Him and His Options
A conversation I overheard today:
Woman: "Well, they stayed married longer than six months. That's a feat for a Hollywood couple."
Man: "Yep. And you know what they say -- men are only as faithful as their options."
Woman: "And Brad has a lot of options."
Man: "I just want to say... I'm kinda embarrassed we're talking about this."
Oh shut up. You're embarrassed to be talking about Brad and Jen with another person who clearly has a point of view about Brad and Jen -- but you're not embarrassed about saying that "men are only as faithful as their options"? And who says that, anyway? Do people really say that? And do the people who hear people say that actually agree?
Surely not.
And honestly, seriously, I don't understand why the man has "a lot of options." At his best he was skinny and acne-scarred. And he's an actor. Eww.
Woman: "Well, they stayed married longer than six months. That's a feat for a Hollywood couple."
Man: "Yep. And you know what they say -- men are only as faithful as their options."
Woman: "And Brad has a lot of options."
Man: "I just want to say... I'm kinda embarrassed we're talking about this."
Oh shut up. You're embarrassed to be talking about Brad and Jen with another person who clearly has a point of view about Brad and Jen -- but you're not embarrassed about saying that "men are only as faithful as their options"? And who says that, anyway? Do people really say that? And do the people who hear people say that actually agree?
Surely not.
And honestly, seriously, I don't understand why the man has "a lot of options." At his best he was skinny and acne-scarred. And he's an actor. Eww.
1 Comments:
I've never heard that before. How gross... only as faithful as his options? Like he's just so so weak that he can't possibly resist... AN OPTION! Lame.
Haha... "he's an actor"
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